Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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