Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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