I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
