if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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