butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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