Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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