In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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