so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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