i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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