I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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