her vagine was all disorganized.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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