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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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