you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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