did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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