Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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