i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
