just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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