i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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