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Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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