Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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