i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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