come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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