So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
