I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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