after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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