Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Randomize
