You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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