shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I need water and some morals
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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