those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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