Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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