Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sobbing to NWA
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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