Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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