found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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