Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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