do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Are we still banned from the library?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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