Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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