Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
