no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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