that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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