The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have aggressive nipples.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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