This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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