absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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