Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
