i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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