u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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