he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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