So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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