if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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