Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
foreskin is a definite game changer
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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