One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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