This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You coming home soon, man?
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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