I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
