I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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