i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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